Life Sucks...And then you die

Life according to a die-hard pessimist
 
 
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Nowadays, It seems that everywhere you turn, there’s yet another problem with the world, another corrupt politician, another environmental disaster. Well, I’m here to bring you up to date on the most depressing possible news, and make sure YOU, dear reader, know exactly what is wrong with the world at any given moment. Aren’t you happy?
Before we begin. In a nutshell: Humans are stupid. Human nature is stupid. Religion is especially stupid. And don’t even get me started on politics. Myspace is a category all it’s own, as are the recent phenomena of “scene girls”. Byt that’s for another day. I’m just here to make you realize how much your life sucks, and you better damn well appreciate it, or I’ll come to your house and ass-rape you with a broomstick. Bitch nigga...
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